(Deverá ser lido com sotaque Britânico)
Kristopher entra em palco envergando umas calças de fato de treino verdes, uma t-shirt de alças branca e segurando um sinal de proibido estacionar.
Oh see the colored man run,
like so many others before him, he runs.
Run oh mighty colored man!
Run with your mighty colored legs and with that mighty colored smile.
No my children. Thou shan't fear the colored man for he is just like you
See my children, see the incredible bone structure of the colored man!
Oh you fine and awesome colored man.
Why couldn't you be like the rest?
Oh by Thor what i wouldn't do to you mighty colored man.
Oh colored beatutiful colored man. Why couldn't you just not be green?
Why not be any other color but that of the grape?
The grape! Oh that stupid stupid grape! Noooooooooooooo!