segunda-feira, dezembro 26, 2005

Father and Son

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The GodFather said...

«click» Jave? Where art thou my son? This your father. I heard you were trying to get in touch with me. Call back. Your mother's worried sick about you. «click»

18:03

Jave said...

...Hello father? You son of a bit**! After all this years!! Where have you been? I'm here at Wendy's. Give me a fuc*** call later!
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18:23

The GodFather said...

Why you expensive little fucking whore... You come back home this instant you hear me young man?

20:14

Jave said...

Father you never cared about me! Who do you think you are? By the way did you know you've got a grandson? HIS name is Jesus and his mother is a virgin and by the way WE ARE NOT MARRIED!AHAHAHAHHA!

21:01

GodFather said...

Why you little irresponsible kid! Gaiato! Beware... for your child will not have it easy on this world... I curse him to be killed by his own and his word be defiled by a prophet of my choice... His name will be Mohamed. Stay tuned. And you will honor this woman you defiled! Vadio...

21:07

Jave said...

I shall honor whom i please you bastard!
How dare you curse my son when all my life you were out there somewhere doing whatever it is that you do? C'mon give me a freaking break you dumb fu**!
Oh by the way Mohamed shall only beat me and mine at boxing!

21:15

The GodFather said...

Come on! I always had everything. Leave it to your Dad to create the Universe and you to collect the credits! Come on! People don't even know you have a Father! And they wrote a book on you! You! You lazy, spoiled brat!

21:38

Jave said...

Yeah yeah! So i must me so damm greatful just becaus i've got a book deal? All i ever wanted was a father you stupid fat fu**! Big deal! So you were busy creating the universe...so fuc*ing what? I am the One that as to put up with all the sh*t that fills that void you call Universe!
Dad let me be the first one to tell you: The concept of YOU is overrated.

22:15

jave said...

just one more thing! And how do you think i feel when i must say that my FATHER is a freaking DRAG QUEEN? Hey little Jave what's up? Where is your mom- they all ask me. And i must say that my father if omnisexual so he is both male and female as i am alfa and omega, creation and death and so one and so one... It sucks knowing that your father, the ALL Powerful being is a stupid dumb drag-queen. And by the way: Tell Mohamed he still owes my SON 5 Dracmas!

22:23

Godfather said...

And this is what my son came to be? Mistaken for a pizza girl? And you call me a drag queen. Listen, i have nothing to do with your kinky stuff nof yin and yang and blah, blah. You I have a mother, you hear?! And even with her millenia year old pussy she can still make me roar!!!

11:01

Jave said...

Oh yeah! So I have a mother?? Where is she then? Since you are so great could you tell me?

01:00

The GodFather said...

.... She died... since before you were born.
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14:52

Jave said...

That's your excuse? She died? C'mon dad!! Be a Supreme Being for once and take responsability for what you've created!

14:58

The GodFather said...

Yeah... you should talk about responsibility...

15:52

Jave said...

If you've got anything to say, say it to my face you fu**! I've taken responsability! I let my son be killed for what YOU've created! Isn't that enough? What do YOU want ME to do?
By the way how's uncle COSMIC-MAN?

16:46

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