«click» Jave? Where art thou my son? This your father. I heard you were trying to get in touch with me. Call back. Your mother's worried sick about you. «click»
...Hello father? You son of a bit**! After all this years!! Where have you been? I'm here at Wendy's. Give me a fuc*** call later!«click»
Olha, por favor faz com que esse J.C. venha depressa . Não, o outro J.C. (Joaquim Capela) : preciso de um violino novo, tás a ver ?
Why you expensive little fucking whore... You come back home this instant you hear me young man?
Father you never cared about me! Who do you think you are? By the way did you know you've got a grandson? HIS name is Jesus and his mother is a virgin and by the way WE ARE NOT MARRIED!AHAHAHAHHA!
Why you little irresponsible kid! Gaiato! Beware... for your child will not have it easy on this world... I curse him to be killed by his own and his word be defiled by a prophet of my choice... His name will be Mohamed. Stay tuned. And you will honor this woman you defiled! Vadio...
I shall honor whom i please you bastard! How dare you curse my son when all my life you were out there somewhere doing whatever it is that you do? C'mon give me a freaking break you dumb fu**!Oh by the way Mohamed shall only beat me and mine at boxing!
Come on! I always had everything. Leave it to your Dad to create the Universe and you to collect the credits! Come on! People don't even know you have a Father! And they wrote a book on you! You! You lazy, spoiled brat!
Yeah yeah! So i must me so damm greatful just becaus i've got a book deal? All i ever wanted was a father you stupid fat fu**! Big deal! So you were busy creating the universe...so fuc*ing what? I am the One that as to put up with all the sh*t that fills that void you call Universe!Dad let me be the first one to tell you: The concept of YOU is overrated.
just one more thing! And how do you think i feel when i must say that my FATHER is a freaking DRAG QUEEN? Hey little Jave what's up? Where is your mom- they all ask me. And i must say that my father if omnisexual so he is both male and female as i am alfa and omega, creation and death and so one and so one... It sucks knowing that your father, the ALL Powerful being is a stupid dumb drag-queen. And by the way: Tell Mohamed he still owes my SON 5 Dracmas!
Oh caraças!! Atão este não era o nº da telepizza? Oh meu Deus, eu só queria a nova strombuli e as duas garrafas de coca cola!Tá bem ... sendo assim, aproveito para pedir uma Playstation 2. Pode dar o recado ao Pai Natal??
Eh lá! Eu carreguei no 7, que dava direito a ser atendido em Português!! Será que o Socrates tb cortou na assinatura deste serviço? Isto é que bai uma crise...Será que pelo menos posso deduzir o dicionário no IRS?
If you want Pizza Service you must press # before dialing the number.
And this is what my son came to be? Mistaken for a pizza girl? And you call me a drag queen. Listen, i have nothing to do with your kinky stuff nof yin and yang and blah, blah. You I have a mother, you hear?! And even with her millenia year old pussy she can still make me roar!!!
Oh yeah! So I have a mother?? Where is she then? Since you are so great could you tell me?
.... She died... since before you were born....
That's your excuse? She died? C'mon dad!! Be a Supreme Being for once and take responsability for what you've created!
Yeah... you should talk about responsibility...
If you've got anything to say, say it to my face you fu**! I've taken responsability! I let my son be killed for what YOU've created! Isn't that enough? What do YOU want ME to do?By the way how's uncle COSMIC-MAN?
Porque é que este "post" está em inglês??? lololol
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